Top things that ........

Make me laugh:
1) Farts - the non stinky kind of'course. But what a beautiful array of spectacular sounds. A group of people after having a big bowl of beans could damn near start a band.
2) Someone falls - as long as they don't get too hurt. To witness this unfortunate event at just the right time can be hilarious.(including myself)
3) Me - though others don't always see my humor, I think I am damn funny.
4) Kittens - with all their wonder of the world around them they are so reactionary.
5) Pranks - the reactions of those who have been the victim.(including myself)
Make me cry:
1) Shelter commercials- pulling at my heart strings here. I cry every time. The idea that these animals have no one to love them or they have been abused.
2) Feeling unloved - self explanatory
3) Past - thinking about the things I didn't do for my children.
4) Others pain - example: go to a funeral where I didn't really know the person but I see how their family is affected.
5) Anxiety and stress - for some reason when I get overly stressed and feeling anxious all the energy comes out in a flood of uncontrollable tears.
Make me angry:
1) Liars - read earlier post and you will understand.
2) Rudeness - I really don't see the point of being rude and makes me want to sock you.
3) Greed - those who line their pockets with a 10% raise and ask you to give up your cost of living allowance for the year.
4) Automated systems - I want to talk to a damn person not a machine that I have to repeat myself several times and still doesn't understand.
5) Throat crammers - those who try to cram their beliefs down your throat.